Just washed a Kleenex

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I'm always forgetting to take my dogs bags out of my jeans
The ones that don't get used anyway.
 
I like to leave surprises in my pockets. I don't know how to run the laundry. :/ Then again, I get to deal with the surprises the pootch leaves in the yard for me to cut over.
 
I washed a few loads of clothes one day and had a really big surprise when I was finished.

I made $14 and some odd cents. Doesn't happen like that all the dime, usually only a dime or two here and there, but when I make some real money it's great!
 
I'm always picking up money...usually because my eyes are like scanners...seriously when I go out I'm like constantly scanning everything like a high tech camera recording and analyzing every single thing I see (and don't see) to the most minute detail...I can slow down time or speed it up at will...all it takes is a little ocd and a dash of paranoia...my favorite things to collect are pennies...copper is sooo pretty!

And into my "Honest Abe Jar" you go :D


WARNING: IF YOU ARE NOT WEARING PROTECTION PLEASE REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE AND AFTER HANDLING MONEY! THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY :)
 
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I think I'm going to take you out with me sometime MrE. I might be able to make some money! You think you could spot enough change in one day to take me out to dinner?

We've got a coin jar by the washer and dryer. The change from that $14 load went into it but the bills went in my pocket!
 
I always use the big rolling tape (looks like a pet roller) that you find in the packaging isle at Walmart for pet hair. It works great in these instances too. My son sent a check I gave him last week through the wash. lol

As a kids we were given daily chores (all 8 of us). My favorite was laundry as my Dad always forgot to check his pockets. I loved finding change and an occasional dollar. Of cours we never said anything to Mom and Dad. :) :) :)
 
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I think I'm going to take you out with me sometime MrE. I might be able to make some money! You think you could spot enough change in one day to take me out to dinner?
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I've always got enough money...all it takes is a good "cents" of humor! :twocents: (and a little creativity...just a little :D)

but wait a minute is this some kind of trick... :ponder:
 
No, no trick at all...

If you've got a good bit of money can I give you my phone number? I'll get rid of my husband for a rich guy :p
 
Lol I don't like greedy/materialistic women...I like honest women with a good heart...same goes for people in general...

However...I am rich with passion :)
 
I could be a good woman with a good heart. I'm a very good actress, I've won a several Emmys and Grammys. It's my second job along with being a super model.

I am also rich with passion so we could end up being a great couple because of that!
 
That got posted twice. Don't know how I did it?

If I knew where you were from MrE we could maybe hook up sometime? I'd let you get that Kleenex off of my clothes!
 
I'm in another dimension...unless you know how to bend the very fabric of space-time you'll never find me :D

Hint: See section 101 of MrE's "How to create portals" manual.
 
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Sometimes when I have a seizure I feel like I'm in another dimension, so it's possible that I could find you.....
 
Are you causing me to have seizures if you are that strong? If you are could you please stop? I'm sure there are many others who would appreciate it too if you could do something with theirs.
 
Just washed another Kleenex with the laundry I just did!!!!! However I made $5 too :woot: Does that sort of make it ok?

Anyone want to come do my laundry for me? There's a good chance that you might make some money!
 
The other day I came home for lunch but didn't have time to take my supplements. I wrapped them in a paper towel,stuck them in my pocket and was going to take them when I went back to work. I forgot and washed and dried a load of clothes with 4 fish oil caps. Talk about a mess. I was able to remove the stains with Dawn dish washing detergent.
 
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