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Kermit the frog goes into a bank. He approaches the teller, Mrs. Patricia Whack.
"Mrs. Whack," he croaks, "I'm Mick Jagger's son and I want a $50,000 loan to buy a yacht."
Mrs. Whack leans over the counter and looks at him, "You're a frog, you can't get a loan!"
"Yes I can!" Kermit insists, "I'm Mick Jagger's son and I have collateral!"
"What have you got?" asked Mrs. Whack.
"This!" Kermit reaches in his pocket and hands a key chain with a pink elephant pendant on it to Mrs. Whack.
"You can't use this for collateral," sneers Mrs. Whack.
"Oh yes I can," Kermit retorts. "Go ask your manager. He knows me personally."
"Ok, I will, " says Mrs. Whack, and goes to the manager's office.
"Excuse me, Sir," Mrs. Whack says to the manager, "there's a frog out in the lobby. He says he's Mick Jagger's son and he wants a loan of $50,000 to buy a yacht."
Raising his eyebrows, the manager asks, "Does he have collateral?"
"He gave me this," Mrs. Whack says, holding up the pendant.
The manager studies it and says, "It's a knick knack Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
"Mrs. Whack," he croaks, "I'm Mick Jagger's son and I want a $50,000 loan to buy a yacht."
Mrs. Whack leans over the counter and looks at him, "You're a frog, you can't get a loan!"
"Yes I can!" Kermit insists, "I'm Mick Jagger's son and I have collateral!"
"What have you got?" asked Mrs. Whack.
"This!" Kermit reaches in his pocket and hands a key chain with a pink elephant pendant on it to Mrs. Whack.
"You can't use this for collateral," sneers Mrs. Whack.
"Oh yes I can," Kermit retorts. "Go ask your manager. He knows me personally."
"Ok, I will, " says Mrs. Whack, and goes to the manager's office.
"Excuse me, Sir," Mrs. Whack says to the manager, "there's a frog out in the lobby. He says he's Mick Jagger's son and he wants a loan of $50,000 to buy a yacht."
Raising his eyebrows, the manager asks, "Does he have collateral?"
"He gave me this," Mrs. Whack says, holding up the pendant.
The manager studies it and says, "It's a knick knack Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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