Oxymorons

[AlohaBird]

Dry cleaning fluid

 

[MrE]

wet dryer

 

[Janus]

safe sex

 

[MrE]

sexy beast

 

[BIGMAN131307]

flower flour

 

[MrE]

plastic plant

 

[Shelley]

vices of our virtues

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Quickly Slowing Down

 

[MrE]

asexual unisex

 

[BIGMAN131307]

mans man

 

[MrE]

smooth bush

 

[Shelley]

Mandatory Option

 

[MrE]

free will

 

[AlohaBird]

Optional prerequisite

(I actually saw this in a college catalogue once)

 

[MrE]

brief stall

 

[BIGMAN131307]

straight curve

 

[MrE]

phallus tunnel

 

[Shelley]

white nights

 

[Shelley]

never again

 

[BIGMAN131307]

reruns forever