" Johnny's First Time ? "
"Johnny's First Time"
This story takes place in a small town in the middle of nowhere. A local guy named Johnny just turned sixteen. His older brothers and friends decided to take him out for a good time.
Johnny had a great time. The next day he was telling some other friends about it. Unfortunately they couldn't go with them. As Johnny was telling about the night out, his mother was working in the kitchen.
She was happy that Johnny enjoyed his night out.
But when the teens got excited and loud, she got curious. So she went near Johnny's room to find out what Johnny was saying. Oh, did she get an ear full.
Boys: Was she fast?
Johnny: She was a fast machine, her motor clean.
Johnny's Mother has a puzzled look on her face.
Boys: How did she look?
Johnny: She had the flawless trim, Knocking me out with those American Pipes.
Johnny's Mother now has a look of concern on her face.
Boys: How was the ride?
Johnny: Had me fighting for air, shaking. The earth was quaking, my mind was aching, yeah she shook me all night long!
Johnny's Mother now upset, rushes into Johnny's room to find out what happened last
night.
Johnny's Mother: Johnny, what did you exactly do last night? Did you have relations with a
girl?
Johnny: No, what makes you ask that?
Johnny's Mother: What you're talking about sounds like relations.
Johnny (laughs): I'm just telling about Rocco's car. He promised I could drive it when I got
my drivers license.
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Johnny's First Time Driving
She was a fast machine I kept her motor clean
She was the best damn auto that I ever seen
She had the flawless trim telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American pipes
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
Cause the doors start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it
And she shook me all night long
Yeah she shook me all night long
I'm working double time on the seduction line
She's one of a kind she's just mine all mine
Wanted no applause it's just another course
Made a meal outta me
And come back for more
Had to cool me down to take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
Cause the doors were shaking the earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it
And she shook me all night long
Yeah she shook me all night long
Knocked me out I said she
Shook me all night long
She had me shaking and she
Shook me all night long
Yeah she shook me
When she took me
She really took me and she
Shook me all night long
She shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, she shook me all night long
She really got me and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah she shook me
Yeah she shook me
All night long