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Know any jokes about music? Here's a few to get started!
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Okay, a drummer is asked to join in with some friends who have been playing Indian music. He listens for a bit and says,"Uh, I don't know guys...this sounds wierd?". Then the tabla player says, "Oh it's easy!...just give us a backbeat on the 5 and the 7!"
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:roflmao:Warning: Musician jokes:
What's the difference between cutting up an oboe and cutting up an onion? You cry when you cut up the onion.
How can you tell an oboist is at your front door? By the Domino's Pizza hat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.
What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline? You take you shoes off when you jump on a trampoline.
How many oboists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but by the time he gets done shaving the tip, you won't need it.
Why do clarinetists leave their cases on their dashboards? So they can park in handicapped zones.
I wish I had an updated list of these. The 1 and 1/2 pages of musician jokes I have dates from the early 1990's. Usually the only people who have heard these are the musicians themselves. Ask any professional musician and they will have more and newer jokes then these!!!
Oops, I forgot one!
How do you get two piccolos to play in tune? Shoot one.
(Yea, I was originally a flutist and I still have my piccolo and flute).
Okay, a drummer is asked to join in with some friends who have been playing Indian music. He listens for a bit and says,"Uh, I don't know guys...this sounds wierd?". Then the tabla player says, "Oh it's easy!...just give us a backbeat on the 5 and the 7!"
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