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I thought I'd give you all some tips on getting a husband:
First off if you don't have a husband don't get one, just see if you can borrow someone else's for the holidays. I believe there are even web-sites you can go to that you can rent one for a night. If you don't like it then you don't have to use it again.
Second off if you have to have a husband defiantly don't get a used one. There's usually something wrong with them and that's why they were gotten rid of in the first place.
Make use you read the packaging on the husband, they aren't all made for the same ages. Some are made for children, which is why they act like them, and some are made for adults. You don't want to be an adult woman with a 'husband made for a children', you'll look pretty stupid.
Some husbands make more noise than others do. They can come with loud hobbies they do and past times like listening to music or watching tv. Some also make a lot of noise in general just by moving around the house. They don't come knowing the word quiet. Husbands always do know when you are loud, and that can just be when you drop a piece of paper on the floor. For some reason husband's have a better sense of hearing than women but for some unknown reason they never hear you when you want them to. Many times a husband snores so you may have to look into investing in ear plugs. You might be able to ask around and see if anyone knows if the husband you are looking into getting snores, someone might be able to tell you.
Read the users manual well. Most husbands aren't made for to doing all things. Many times you'll be the one who does everything: cook, clean, wash clothes and much more. Normally the only things that they are made for doing are washing themselves and getting dressed. You may have to pick out the husband's clothes for them though because husbands normally just grab the first thing they see and put it on. If you don't pick out the husbands clothes you might be going to a fancy dinner with a husband in jeans and a concert t-shirt. Some husbands are made for doing these these things but they can be pretty expensive and they usually go quick.
Read the instructions on them well too. They already come assembled so you don't have to worry about putting them together but some are easier to fix than others when they break, and they break pretty easy, and there's no 1-800 number to call for tech support to help you put them back together. Usually when a husband stubs his toe it will take over a week for it to fix. They aren't like most women who say "ouch" then move on with the rest of their day. Also when a husband sneezes it means they 'they have the flu' and must lay in bed for days, it makes them heal faster they say.
Instead of getting a husband you might want to consider getting a pet. They're almost the same thing. But a cat, dog or even a horse are usually easier to take care of.
If you haven't guess by now I'm not in the greatest moods with my husband. I feel a bit better getting all that out and I hope I gave you some good laughs too.
First off if you don't have a husband don't get one, just see if you can borrow someone else's for the holidays. I believe there are even web-sites you can go to that you can rent one for a night. If you don't like it then you don't have to use it again.
Second off if you have to have a husband defiantly don't get a used one. There's usually something wrong with them and that's why they were gotten rid of in the first place.
Make use you read the packaging on the husband, they aren't all made for the same ages. Some are made for children, which is why they act like them, and some are made for adults. You don't want to be an adult woman with a 'husband made for a children', you'll look pretty stupid.
Some husbands make more noise than others do. They can come with loud hobbies they do and past times like listening to music or watching tv. Some also make a lot of noise in general just by moving around the house. They don't come knowing the word quiet. Husbands always do know when you are loud, and that can just be when you drop a piece of paper on the floor. For some reason husband's have a better sense of hearing than women but for some unknown reason they never hear you when you want them to. Many times a husband snores so you may have to look into investing in ear plugs. You might be able to ask around and see if anyone knows if the husband you are looking into getting snores, someone might be able to tell you.
Read the users manual well. Most husbands aren't made for to doing all things. Many times you'll be the one who does everything: cook, clean, wash clothes and much more. Normally the only things that they are made for doing are washing themselves and getting dressed. You may have to pick out the husband's clothes for them though because husbands normally just grab the first thing they see and put it on. If you don't pick out the husbands clothes you might be going to a fancy dinner with a husband in jeans and a concert t-shirt. Some husbands are made for doing these these things but they can be pretty expensive and they usually go quick.
Read the instructions on them well too. They already come assembled so you don't have to worry about putting them together but some are easier to fix than others when they break, and they break pretty easy, and there's no 1-800 number to call for tech support to help you put them back together. Usually when a husband stubs his toe it will take over a week for it to fix. They aren't like most women who say "ouch" then move on with the rest of their day. Also when a husband sneezes it means they 'they have the flu' and must lay in bed for days, it makes them heal faster they say.
Instead of getting a husband you might want to consider getting a pet. They're almost the same thing. But a cat, dog or even a horse are usually easier to take care of.
If you haven't guess by now I'm not in the greatest moods with my husband. I feel a bit better getting all that out and I hope I gave you some good laughs too.
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