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You know you have epilepsy if.. you have to buy new bedsheets every other week because you (I) can't get the blood stains out. From my nocturnal tc's.
 
you know you have epilepsy if cleaning the car you're trying to sell involves throwing away the repair records and the car title
 
you know you have epilepsy if you have eyes so and iced coffee hey she's ok ya and awesome yes and thank have eyes for nonfat ripped off g's crazy hey ya sending for what are you grande they do with today down three seventy breaks
 
I had a really clever one but forgot it.

Seriously.

I guess you know you have epilepsy if that happens! ^
 
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You know you have E

if you show up to work exausted and they threaten to send you home so you don't seize at work and scare the new staff.
me "Yes I'm ok"
boss "So your sure your not going to have a seizure?"
Me "I'm never sure but we'll find out now won't we"
 
you know you have epilepsy if... this website has become integral in your life? 8-)
 
You know you have E when you have to tell your husband/bf no blow jobs for a few days because you bit the fuck out of your tongue again!
 
mommymela said:
You know you have E when you have to tell your husband/bf no blow jobs for a few days because you bit the fuck out of your tongue again!
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Or in my case it doesn't really matter since I'm not getting laid...but I can totally see myself saying this! :bigsmile:
 
mommymela said:
Or in my case it doesn't really matter since I'm not getting laid...but I can totally see myself saying this! :bigsmile:
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I'll just put it this way...
I'd just like to apologize wholeheartedly to all of my ex-girlfriends for my being unaware of the frequency of their seizures from their epilepsy they never mentioned to me and the tongue injuries inflicted therefrom.
:-|
 
Your ex-girlfriends had seizures? Man my last one was Thursday and it still hurts to eat and talk! I'm surprised they never said anything.
 
You know you are Epileptic when you come out of a seizure asking your family who they are... :O
 
When you have a BBQ and start an ice 'sneak attack' game and end up with ice down your bra courtesy of your niece and you do a little wiggle/shriek/dance to get it out and everyone stops what they're doing to see if it's a seizure or if you're just being weird. :lol:

Speaking of...At a bbq today I heard somebody crack a joke that I missed most of but ended with "--fake a seizure!"
and my sister responding "You do and you'll bust your ass on the rocks and hurt!"
I was confused so just looked over and asked if I should be offended.
Both turned blank till sister started laughing and proclaimed "Not if they didn't know!" And he turned beat red and started stammering.
I couldn't stop laughing at his face.
 
Meetz1064 said:
That ALL sounds like stuff I'd do...........every last bit of it........:roflmao::roflmao: Have you ever found your keys in the freezer or the refrigerator??
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No but I found my glasses there once.... in the refrigerator.
I've also found them INSIDE the printer....
 
You know you have epilepsy if you are incredibly good looking. It's a side effect. It’s been medically proven. Don’t fight science people.
 
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LOL, very apt. We ARE an attractive bunch, aren't we? And so modest.
 
Yes, we are very modest (well, clearly not me). Flaunt it people, flaunt it. We are the eye candy of the world!! and have the brains to back it! Semi irritable brains, but still chock full of smarts.
 
I think the style of your jeans P-Funk!! Come on, tell us how u came up with ur name. Mine is pretty self-explanatory...
 
Wobblez said:
I think the style of your jeans P-Funk!! Come on, tell us how u came up with ur name. Mine is pretty self-explanatory...
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My first name starts with a P so people started calling me P-Funk after Parliament Funkadelic. Kindas ironic because I don't listened to them much.

I also couldn't bring myself to use the screen name P-Diddy. I'll leave that one for Sean Combs
 
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