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How did it go? Great- went off without a twitch! ... er, hitch.
 
:noevil::banana::bigmouth:for making me laugh. You know you have epilepsy, when you walk out the door for an appointment and you forgot to put your ear rings on or your make-up on. Or two different shoes. Oh this is getting more funny , my mom and I are relating much better.lol
 
LOL You know you have epilepsy when the hot doctor does his physical exam and asks you to push him away then pull you close and you wonder if you should use your super-human strength to hold him close coz he's so utterly gorgeous and you know you could get away with it!
 
Oh oh got another one! You know you have epilepsy if your dog follows you around because you have a habit of dropping plates of food on the floor and they think its a SCORE as they lap up the yoghurt that just got hurtled across the room for no apparent reason.
 
nice user name

you know you have epilepsy when you snap awake for the 2am urine check.
your poor bed
 
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You know you have Epilepsy if
You have a seizure while showering got out of the shower dryed off and got back in the shower and take a second shower while in your recovery period after the seizure.
That second shower was a cold shower because I ran my hot water tank out of hot water. Brrr.
 
you might have epilepsy if

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If you shower with your bathing suit on because you really don't wanna be rushed to the hospital naked.
 
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If the video C0urt posted makes you feel very dizzy and want to hurl suddenly.

If some of the smilies they offer also make you very dizzy and want to hurl.

If you've become an ambulance connoisseur. (BTW, the best ambulances are in Maryland and the worst are in Switzerland.)
 
You know you have epilepsy if...

You are lying in bed throwing up all day with the flu and say to yourself,

"Today is not a bad day. Overall I feel pretty good...."
 
You know you have epilepsy when

You wake up from a tonic clonic,open the fridge door and pee inside,

You wake up from a tonic clonic stand in the bath,pee,and get out and flush the toilet.

I still get ragged about those two,got to laugh though!!!!!!!
 
You know you have epilepsy when you look all over for your Ipod and after finally deciding that it is gone you buy a new one. Then you find your old one located within the fridge in the butter slot
 
Two I did recently:

You find yourself sitting out in gym but you don't remember leaving the game! and why does your head feel funny?

You look up at your brother and ask him what the heck happened to your toast and he calmly tells you "Victoria, you ate it. This is like the 5th time I've told you."

Actually I thought of another from earlier this year:

You have to be rushed out in an ambulance again, but you don't mind, because that hot EMT from last week is here to pick you up again :woot:
 
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When you find your flip-flop in the oven that you never use. I lost it in August and found it today... I threw away the other flip flop :(.
 
If....
You go half an hour with your kids icee all over your colthes - say I need to change. - half an hour still not changed and say to yourself oh I haven't change yet! Half an hour later still in icee clothes and finally gave up changing at all until I went to bed.
 
You have a television technology class, and nobody looks twice when you're wearing sunglasses in the studio any more.

You find yourself sitting on the floor during a dodgeball game, and your gym teacher picks you up and tells you to go to the nurse...again. oh well, I don't like dodgeball anyway :roflmao:
 
sbncmo said:
Here's one:

You start to spray your asthma inhaler into your nose and your nasal spray into your mouth.

I did this one evening after a series of seizures sent me to the ER earlier that afternoon.

Shelia
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ewww must have been gross
KARDSHARQUE said:
You know you have Epilepsy when your son is driving by and tells his friend to stop the car, that's my father walking in the snow with no shoes or pants. It happened to me.
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lmao his friends must have thought you were on drugs
 
If you have three neurologists of different specialties, and they are all arguing about your diagnosis.
 
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