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Oh man. Now im imagining someone getting turned on with one in...you lot have warped my mind. Its not a pretty image for 9am!
Hahahahaha

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You might be getting turned on,different strokes for different folks?
 
Man that picture is just wrong, trying it erase that bit of memory..................................
Still not working naaaaaaaaa......................................
 
|When, your constantly explaining yourself over and over, professionals,bosses,teachers etc,
 
When you need to walk heel to toe in a straight line, follow the finger with your eyes.

But you haven't had a drink at all?
 
When all of your friends want keys to your house incase you need "rescuing"

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when you get to feel like a 4 year old all over again (physically and mentally) and have the bed-wettings to prove it
 
When your 4 year old keeps asking are you alright. I don't like it when you do that shake thing.
 
P-Funk said:
That man's manhood is shriveled beyond belief. It's like a car wreck, I'm staring in disbelief while cringing. I'd rather pee the bed.
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Literally can't stop laughing. Tears streaming down my face. :roflmao:

... when the paramedic turns up, recognizes you and after a quick look over drops you at home to your mum like nothing's happened.
 
you and the emt are sitting on the front porch or your apartment, she hands you the gauze so you can tape yourself up, and threatens to tell your mom if you this again.


when you have a seizure on the sidewalk, get up still post-tictal. hear the sirens decide you would rather not talk to them, and leave. argue with who ever called them. When your boss calls use that as an excuse to leave. still post tictal. and slip back to your office.

or wake up in the lobby or your apartment, hear the sirens once again still post tictal. realize that no one is paying attention, take your stuff. and go to your apartment and pass out in the warmth of your own bed.



and of course you know you know epilepsy if there are lots of unfamiliar ceilings
 
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you know you do if you really don't know you do because you're not there but are expected to explain it
"you'll need to take it easy for a few days to rest your brain" comes just prior to an onslaught of new medical follow-ups and recommendations that you should do within the next few days
 
When you start shaking a person throws a bit of cardboard on the floor so you can spin on your head.

Bodypopping.

Bad taste I know
 
when your friends and family start remembering more about your life than you
"remember when you had those three seizures in your mom's car?"... umm no...?

when your drifting off in thought evokes a panicked "hello? are you ok?" from your significant other/family/friends, checking "drifting off in thought" off your shortening list of acceptable behaviors
 
When you can't say that you have a headache without everyone around you telling you to sit down (no really, I'm fine! but they don't know that...)
 
lol Forgive me for a little giggle. My dad had diabetes and wore one for the rest of his life. I wore one(not like the one of yours)LOL They are rotton. To the core. BLAH!I hope i didn't offend anyone. I had a colonoscopy. suposed to have another one. But putting it off. This why I love you guys.No hiden what I just saw. Teresa
 
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