Why wedding dresses are white (joke) Battle between MEN -vs.- WOMEN

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Very Good, Shelly. We want a "Green" environment!
 
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I love the way you think Cinnabar! So Lets feed them. They will sleep well and then put them in the container. HaHa Halloween .
 
About Halloween: We would'nt have to costume them to scare everyone away. We'd have saved money and have a quiet Halloween night! A win win situation!
 
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scarecrow

We'd dress them up, and hook them to a nail on a pool. That'll scare the snot out of a lot of kids.
 
Remember the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz? "If I only had a brain...?"
 
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You mean

men of the living dead? That's a no brainer.
 
You mean

They're that smart. I thought all they could do is grunt, belch and fart.
 
Elements

stilldancing_98 said:
I love this ! This will work so good. HMMMMMMMM. If "he" only had a brain." lol Perrfecto!
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haha

Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:

Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
 
Lady beltchers aint nothing compared to the beer guzzling, over eating, couch potato NASCAR watching guys who fart after double fart. Not enough bottles of Glade in the house to mask that! Maybe, I'll invest in their stock!

P.S. Birdbomb, Love the "Silent Killer Gas Passers"! Nothing like putting the notion to rock music...
 
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Any

American Shreddies?
:pop::clap::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 
{struggle} give .. me ..that .. keyboard {struggle}


Sorry guys - my wife got hold of my keyboard. :pfft:
 
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