Thanks for the answers. Some questions are crazy for sure, some are more valid, and some are flat out annoying, but can we well-intentioned.
I think the only one I've really got is, "What should I do if you have one?" or something....
I remember this family I knew, their son was dating this gal for a while and one day she had a seizure in the living room. He totally broke down telling the story at church the following Sunday and was crying and saying how she was "dying in his arms" and he felt so helpless. It's like, "Dude, chill - she had a seizure." I dunno...from then on, I think she felt weird even going to church there. I can't blame her at all because people were all cautious around her and if she bent down to pick something up, people are all like, "Are you okay?!" and stuff. And she's like, "Yeah...I'm fine..." Kind of wished I went up to talk to her and encourage her, but I also didn't want her to feel like I was overstepping, calling her out, or putting her on the spot somehow or have other people find out about my medical issues. Yet, I've had many seizures in those church pews (mostly complex-partial) and no one had noticed that is what was going on...I just looked like a moron that couldn't stay awake to hear the sermon. I remember getting in trouble from my parents every Sunday because I must not be "getting enough sleep" the night before. Sometimes I was, and I still couldn't help it...it was the worst.