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I decided to get rid some of my frustration by painting a picture of my brain attacking me - ie "This is how epilepsy makes me feel." Its nothing great - its only the second painting I ever did in my life.
Then I was beginning to think just how nuts people would think if I came in with just that, and i had a bit too much paint to just want to waste it as I washed my pallet out, so I decided to paint a cheerful picture.
There is a sun, a tree, a weird looking blob, otherwise known as a dog, and a dog house. it looks to be early evening and my strokes go every which way. But its not my fault its such a bad painting. First a bee was bound and determined to fly into my right ear - he even bumped it a few times but luckily didn't sting or bite. After he chased me all around the yard a few times, the bee decided the ear cave wasn't worth the effort. So i sit back down to paint and a worm is crawling across the canvas (i had it lying flat on the steps). I get rid of the worm and begin to paint again, but no sooner do I start 3 bugs decide to land on my sky and get stuck to the canvas.
But hey this must mean I'm a great artist - i paint a picture of the outdoors and the outdoors can't even wait until I'm finished before its fooled into thinking my picture really is sky, grass, and tree. So would anyone like to buy my outdoorsy painting. I'm only charging 2.3 million for it. Its definately a steal at that price.for me and my dog looks just as much like a dog as if Picasso had painted it
Then I was beginning to think just how nuts people would think if I came in with just that, and i had a bit too much paint to just want to waste it as I washed my pallet out, so I decided to paint a cheerful picture.
There is a sun, a tree, a weird looking blob, otherwise known as a dog, and a dog house. it looks to be early evening and my strokes go every which way. But its not my fault its such a bad painting. First a bee was bound and determined to fly into my right ear - he even bumped it a few times but luckily didn't sting or bite. After he chased me all around the yard a few times, the bee decided the ear cave wasn't worth the effort. So i sit back down to paint and a worm is crawling across the canvas (i had it lying flat on the steps). I get rid of the worm and begin to paint again, but no sooner do I start 3 bugs decide to land on my sky and get stuck to the canvas.
But hey this must mean I'm a great artist - i paint a picture of the outdoors and the outdoors can't even wait until I'm finished before its fooled into thinking my picture really is sky, grass, and tree. So would anyone like to buy my outdoorsy painting. I'm only charging 2.3 million for it. Its definately a steal at that price.for me and my dog looks just as much like a dog as if Picasso had painted it