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Pew! (someone call a hazmat team)
I dunno what's going on with my bowels but every time I break wind it smells like DEATH...(figuratively speaking of course)...I've started eating a few different things along with taking a few more supplements and my stress levels have been a little higher than usual...plus my sleep schedule/quality has been kind of weird...so I mean yeah it's no surprise that my bowels might be a little messed up...so I guess mystery solved...well sorta...I just took a bunch of stabs in the dark...I still don't know the exact reason for one of the four horsemen summoning himself from my bowels and he isn't talking...oh wait yes he is...PRRRT!!!
omg I am sooo sorry...this is what I mean...good thing I got a gas mask cuz man this is rank!
Also on a side note...every time I get upset or am about to leave the house I have to first spend quality time with the restroom...it's like a bunch of turtles are having a pizza party in my "sewers"...or like some plumbers keeps using my "pipes" to get from here to there...I swear sometimes I think I hear "cowabunga" or "mama mia"
I dunno what's going on with my bowels but every time I break wind it smells like DEATH...(figuratively speaking of course)...I've started eating a few different things along with taking a few more supplements and my stress levels have been a little higher than usual...plus my sleep schedule/quality has been kind of weird...so I mean yeah it's no surprise that my bowels might be a little messed up...so I guess mystery solved...well sorta...I just took a bunch of stabs in the dark...I still don't know the exact reason for one of the four horsemen summoning himself from my bowels and he isn't talking...oh wait yes he is...PRRRT!!!
omg I am sooo sorry...this is what I mean...good thing I got a gas mask cuz man this is rank!
Also on a side note...every time I get upset or am about to leave the house I have to first spend quality time with the restroom...it's like a bunch of turtles are having a pizza party in my "sewers"...or like some plumbers keeps using my "pipes" to get from here to there...I swear sometimes I think I hear "cowabunga" or "mama mia"
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