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"See you all in a few days...gonna go seize. Do funny things while I'm gone!" (I missed you guys!)
"Well never have to worry about the prices of petrol! Bike chains on the other hand..."
"Stop clenching your shirt, Seize. You'll ruin your nice ironing job that you've done this morning."
"You were her TA? Ah, sure then you know she's really into her modern dance...I think it's possible we're getting the preview of a new choreography? No, the blood isn't real...(hushed) that you know of..."
" Playing the drum was a good choice! So glad I picked that...I'm great with rhythm and sometimes...well occasionally, I can even stay on beat while seizing!"
"The vocalising and shouts are the way she warns up. And the Irish sean nos (old style of) singing allows the singer to sit so she's just preparing. You're all in for a treat during the show!" (Seriously happened haha)
"I'm so glad I found a short stool...less distance to fall!"
"We are NOT going into City Centre for St. Patrick's Day. One, the streets will be covered tourists and vomit, the two likely connected, and two, there will be so much going that the Garda cars will give me a seizure."
"No, EpilepticFriend. Guinness isn't food, it is alcohol. No, it isn't a trigger for me. My meds don't interact. Here, eat a piece of bread- same calories, no hospital visit!" : )
"I know you can understand us, EpilepticFriend; there's no need for "the smile and nod", you jokester. Oh...those are atonic seizures."
"I can't tell if I'm twisted or if I'm having auras..."
"How much have you had to drink, Seize?"
"My usual 4 pints, then a few Jameson shots, God those were expensive, another pint...oh wait, then that tourist who told me he wanted to listen to me read the phone book, no I'm NOT lying about that, bought me another. So 6 pints, 4 shots? Oh, and a cider. Two ciders. Honest, that's pretty normal. Dennis our 'tender knows."
"Holy Jesus. You're really...that's impressive. How are you walking right now? I'm going to go with...both?"
"Can I see your driver's license...one day I shall have one- it is decreed!"
"Well never have to worry about the prices of petrol! Bike chains on the other hand..."
"Stop clenching your shirt, Seize. You'll ruin your nice ironing job that you've done this morning."
"You were her TA? Ah, sure then you know she's really into her modern dance...I think it's possible we're getting the preview of a new choreography? No, the blood isn't real...(hushed) that you know of..."
" Playing the drum was a good choice! So glad I picked that...I'm great with rhythm and sometimes...well occasionally, I can even stay on beat while seizing!"
"The vocalising and shouts are the way she warns up. And the Irish sean nos (old style of) singing allows the singer to sit so she's just preparing. You're all in for a treat during the show!" (Seriously happened haha)
"I'm so glad I found a short stool...less distance to fall!"
"We are NOT going into City Centre for St. Patrick's Day. One, the streets will be covered tourists and vomit, the two likely connected, and two, there will be so much going that the Garda cars will give me a seizure."
"No, EpilepticFriend. Guinness isn't food, it is alcohol. No, it isn't a trigger for me. My meds don't interact. Here, eat a piece of bread- same calories, no hospital visit!" : )
"I know you can understand us, EpilepticFriend; there's no need for "the smile and nod", you jokester. Oh...those are atonic seizures."
"I can't tell if I'm twisted or if I'm having auras..."
"How much have you had to drink, Seize?"
"My usual 4 pints, then a few Jameson shots, God those were expensive, another pint...oh wait, then that tourist who told me he wanted to listen to me read the phone book, no I'm NOT lying about that, bought me another. So 6 pints, 4 shots? Oh, and a cider. Two ciders. Honest, that's pretty normal. Dennis our 'tender knows."
"Holy Jesus. You're really...that's impressive. How are you walking right now? I'm going to go with...both?"
"Can I see your driver's license...one day I shall have one- it is decreed!"