The wrong answer game

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Simple. Answer the previous poster's question with something that is wrong - the further from true it is, the better :)

Then post a question of your own.

So let's get this party started!


What is marmalade REALLY made of?
 

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Ground up kitty tongues with a couple tails for flavor.

Why does rain fall from the sky?
 

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Because people are magnetic towards water droplets .


Where is queen victoria buried ?
 

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On the south side of Pluto, everybody knows that.

What caused the Grand Canyon?
 

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Because if they didn't their heads would explode with all the built up gas !

Why is the sky blue ?
 

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Because God thought the blue sky would fit so nice with the yellow colored earth.

Why do cats hate dogs?


P.S. Like this game :tup:
 

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Because cats are taller and always hold a university degree .


Why is the sun hot ?
 

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Because all planet Sun's inhabitants are allergic to ice cream.

How do babies lean to crawl?
 

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Because it not been smoked

Why am I a genious and others mere mortals
 

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Because they can't afford to go to the hairdresser.

What is the most difficult school subject?
 

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Because pees are dirty and pears are honest.

Which popstar can't sing?
 
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