The wrong answer game

[NaomiD]

Simple. Answer the previous poster's question with something that is wrong - the further from true it is, the better

Then post a question of your own.

So let's get this party started!


What is marmalade REALLY made of?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Ground up kitty tongues with a couple tails for flavor.

Why does rain fall from the sky?

 

[NaomiD]

Because people are magnetic towards water droplets .


Where is queen victoria buried ?

 

[Belinda5000]

my mother

 

[BIGMAN131307]

On the south side of Pluto, everybody knows that.

What caused the Grand Canyon?

 

[Belinda5000]

why do people talk?

 

[NaomiD]

Because if they didn't their heads would explode with all the built up gas !

Why is the sky blue ?

 

[Dutch mom]

Because God thought the blue sky would fit so nice with the yellow colored earth.

Why do cats hate dogs?


P.S. Like this game :tup:

 

[NaomiD]

Because cats are taller and always hold a university degree .


Why is the sun hot ?

 

[Dutch mom]

Because all planet Sun's inhabitants are allergic to ice cream.

How do babies lean to crawl?

 

[NaomiD]

They use stabilizers


Why is grass green ?

 

[seagull]

Because it not been smoked

Why am I a genious and others mere mortals

 

[BIGMAN131307]

You ate the yellow snow.

Why do turtles have a shell?

 

[seagull]

Saves on house rent

Why don't aliens wear clothes

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Because we stole them all.

Why do cats meow, and dogs bark?

 

[Dutch mom]

Because they can't afford to go to the hairdresser.

What is the most difficult school subject?

 

[seagull]

Ones with children

Why do peas come in a pod and pears dont

 

[Dutch mom]

Because pees are dirty and pears are honest.

Which popstar can't sing?

 

[seagull]

Roy Orbison he dead


Can plants talk

 

[Dutch mom]

Hairy ones forever.

Why do we have to eat?