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Because sexes and planets are genetically determined (Mendel) and gays and lesbians come from natural selection (Darwin.)

What's Love Got To Do With It? (Tina Turner)
 
They keep secret hidden under windmill in Holland

If all world left handed would the iron exist
 
Nope, you need a right hand to rule with an iron fist.

When will the sky fall?
 
When James Bond get's his 20th Oscar.

When will he (James Bond) be president of the US?
 
When Miss Moneypenny finally lands James, and gets that ring on her finger.

Can you get blood from a stone?
 
James psyopathic murderer with lot of sex appeal Seaun Connery from yesteryear he waited to long for me

James Bond gun in hand and Aston martin like it shaken not stirred what he trying to say
 
He likes milkshakes better than whiskey.

Why is purple such a beautiful color?
 
They very real but no caves around and morgauge on caves is far to high many squawting at cheddar gorge

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How do dentist cope do you think of teeth all your life smelly breath why
 
They drink Listerine with a twist of lime each morning.

If pigs fly, do horses cry?
 
Yes they do when see got fat Arse on their back

If taught parrot to sing country and western would someone wring its neck
 
No, the other way around, the moon landed on a man. Watch it carefully, you can see the man's face in it.

Which was there first, the chicken or the egg?
 
When the chicken crossed to road to find out, Col. Sanders fried her before we found out.
Right:
Dinosaurs laid eggs, dinosaurs evolved into chickens, chickens lay eggs.


Will humans ever grow wings with feathers?
 
Of cause, that's devolution.

When will Easter and Pentecost be on the same day?
 
Because they both have no feet.

How do people brush their teeth?
 
They smear their teeth with peanut butter, and let their dog(s) like them clean.


Why can't I be BATMAN?
 
Because you don't own a cat.





Why are ants so small?
 
They way they can fit in pants.

When is the best time to prep a rabbit for dinner?
 
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