The wrong answer game

[Dutch mom]

At wharp speed.

Who killed Roger Rabbit?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Bond, James Bond.

Why are all moons cracked?

 

[Screamy]

Cause I needs somewhere to set my pill bottle when I fill me glass.

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Because there shiny and bright.

Why is beer sweet, and pickles sour?

 

[nicholas:)]

..because beer is pickled and pickles are canned
Why is Coping With Epilepsy a forum relating to Epilepsy?

 

[seagull]

Because you spell epilepsy this way...genious simples

Why American beer taste like pi88 British and European beer taste like beer(sorry America it just do)

 

[AlohaBird]

This is why we need to build a wall. It's the Mexicans who are watering down our beer in addition to being rapists. Everybody knows that. Make America great again.

Why can I never find my sunglasses even though I probably own 20 pairs?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Because all the surfer dudes and dudettes "barrow" them. lol

Will my ship ever come in?

 

[no.guru]

No, but your package from Amazon will. By FedEx.

How can world peace be achieved?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

When the animals take over.

When will cars fly?

 

[Dutch mom]

When James Bond chases bad guys in a stroller.

Why do people cry tears when they're happy?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

That's how normal people lose weight.

Why do clocks tick clockwise?

 

[seagull]

We living in black hole time is going backwards only selective people know I one of them

Is David Eike right are we lizrards

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Nope, we really fish that evolved into dinos & birds.

Why did the chicken eat the egg?

 

[seagull]

He obviously came first

Most men have rubber fetish why

 

[knothing]

Rubber! Rubber! I barely know her!

Was the Swiss army knife made to cut only Swiss cheese?

 

[Dutch mom]

Hell no, it was invented to cut French cheese spread (Boursin, Camembert.)

Why is life always a party for the world's *ssholes while good honest people get the majority of sh*t?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

The world was built around **it, plenty of people who are full of it. While the rest have to shovel it.

Are cats smarter than turtles?

 

[Dutch mom]

That's the right instead of a wrong answer Bigman. :rock:

 

[resaebiunne]

Hm, tough one.

Do not try and bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

What is the meaning of life?