The wrong answer game

[BIGMAN131307]

Hula Lula You.

What time is it?

 

[resaebiunne]

Quarter past a freckle.

Why do Bert and Ernie sleep in different beds?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Because Batman and Robin use two different poles.

Why do you burp?

 

[resaebiunne]

I burp, therefore I am.

Why are commercials and advertisements so annoying?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Because the tv shows stink.

Why don't winners receive the bronze medal?

 

[resaebiunne]

anthropomorphism is rampant.

Why do I always wake with a dry mouth?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Because you let the snake out of the bottle.

How do you fix a crack?

 

[Dutch mom]

By painting it pink.

What do my kids want for their coming up 13th birthday?

 

[resaebiunne]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles.

Why did the Olympics pools turn green?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Phelps won too many medals.

What is magenta, cyan, and yellow?

 

[resaebiunne]

The official colors of the Brazilian flag.

Why are there so many wires in an EEG?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

That's how you hot wire a person.

When will newspapers be obsolete?

 

[resaebiunne]

When toasters fly across the sky.

Why is packing and moving so much work?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Everything lives!

2 + 2 = ?

 

[resaebiunne]

42

Knock knock, who's there?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Judy, Judy, Judy!

Who am I?

 

[resaebiunne]

*BURRRRRRRRRRRP*

How long have I been unemployed?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Kilts rock!

What day of the week begins bright, and ends dark?

 

[resaebiunne]

Top Gear is hilarious.

Why make 1 belgian waffle when you can make two at the same time!?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Because toasters get jealous.

Would the world be better if it spun clockwise?