Hula Lula You. What time is it?
BIGMAN131307 Veteran Messages 3,446 Reaction score 185 Points 178 Aug 8, 2016 #121 Hula Lula You. What time is it?
R resaebiunne Stalwart Messages 661 Reaction score 5 Points 88 Aug 9, 2016 #122 Quarter past a freckle. Why do Bert and Ernie sleep in different beds?
BIGMAN131307 Veteran Messages 3,446 Reaction score 185 Points 178 Aug 9, 2016 #123 Because Batman and Robin use two different poles. Why do you burp?
R resaebiunne Stalwart Messages 661 Reaction score 5 Points 88 Aug 12, 2016 #124 I burp, therefore I am. Why are commercials and advertisements so annoying?
BIGMAN131307 Veteran Messages 3,446 Reaction score 185 Points 178 Aug 12, 2016 #125 Because the tv shows stink. Why don't winners receive the bronze medal?
R resaebiunne Stalwart Messages 661 Reaction score 5 Points 88 Aug 13, 2016 #126 anthropomorphism is rampant. Why do I always wake with a dry mouth?
BIGMAN131307 Veteran Messages 3,446 Reaction score 185 Points 178 Aug 14, 2016 #127 Because you let the snake out of the bottle. How do you fix a crack?
Dutch mom Ketogenic Smile Moderator Messages 781 Reaction score 0 Points 0 Aug 14, 2016 #128 By painting it pink. What do my kids want for their coming up 13th birthday?
R resaebiunne Stalwart Messages 661 Reaction score 5 Points 88 Aug 14, 2016 #129 Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Why did the Olympics pools turn green?
BIGMAN131307 Veteran Messages 3,446 Reaction score 185 Points 178 Aug 15, 2016 #130 Phelps won too many medals. What is magenta, cyan, and yellow?
R resaebiunne Stalwart Messages 661 Reaction score 5 Points 88 Aug 15, 2016 #131 The official colors of the Brazilian flag. Why are there so many wires in an EEG?
BIGMAN131307 Veteran Messages 3,446 Reaction score 185 Points 178 Aug 15, 2016 #132 That's how you hot wire a person. When will newspapers be obsolete?
R resaebiunne Stalwart Messages 661 Reaction score 5 Points 88 Aug 16, 2016 #133 When toasters fly across the sky. Why is packing and moving so much work?
BIGMAN131307 Veteran Messages 3,446 Reaction score 185 Points 178 Aug 17, 2016 #134 Everything lives! 2 + 2 = ?
R resaebiunne Stalwart Messages 661 Reaction score 5 Points 88 Aug 17, 2016 #135 42 Knock knock, who's there?
BIGMAN131307 Veteran Messages 3,446 Reaction score 185 Points 178 Aug 18, 2016 #136 Judy, Judy, Judy! Who am I?
R resaebiunne Stalwart Messages 661 Reaction score 5 Points 88 Aug 19, 2016 #137 *BURRRRRRRRRRRP* How long have I been unemployed?
BIGMAN131307 Veteran Messages 3,446 Reaction score 185 Points 178 Aug 19, 2016 #138 Kilts rock! What day of the week begins bright, and ends dark?
R resaebiunne Stalwart Messages 661 Reaction score 5 Points 88 Aug 20, 2016 #139 Top Gear is hilarious. Why make 1 belgian waffle when you can make two at the same time!?
BIGMAN131307 Veteran Messages 3,446 Reaction score 185 Points 178 Aug 21, 2016 #140 Because toasters get jealous. Would the world be better if it spun clockwise?