You start to feel old when...

[masterjen]

When you start referring to young college and university students as "kids".

 

[valeriedl]

You're excited when you get carded!

 

[C0urt]

you get agravated when you dont get called sir.

 

[BIGMAN131307]

You hate getting up to answer a ringing phone or doorbell.

Your excited to watch infomercials early in the morning.
(There have been some good ones lately.)

You miss the days of "Where's the beef?" and "Got To Make The Donuts!"

 

[C0urt]

of course, when old people say "yes sir and no sir" to you. and you get used to it.
your day can't begin with out your glasses.

 

[masterjen]

You take an interest in phone calls asking you to be part of a survey.

 

[C0urt]

and you call them back to talk to them

 

[valeriedl]

When you can't name a big time movie or movie star from the last 20 years but you know every soap opera and character in it.

You don't know any of the prime time tv shows that are on but that's only because you go to bed before they come on.

 

[masterjen]

and you call them back to talk to them

Lol!

when you start ironing your blue jeans.

 

[C0urt]

When you can't name a big time movie or movie star from the last 20 years but you know every soap opera and character in it.

You don't know any of the prime time tv shows that are on but that's only because you go to bed before they come on.

or the layer of dust on your tv makes it hard to watch,

and you dont even have the basic few channels because you didnt get a new antenna

 

[valeriedl]

when you start ironing your blue jeans.

How about when you start ironing your t-shirts!!

 

[C0urt]

and your socks

but nothing feels like warm ironed socks

 

[valeriedl]

Never ironed my socks but might sew up the holes in them. It's a big money saver than having to go out and buy new socks!

 

[C0urt]

i want new shoes. but current budget doesn't allow.


if you have ever said that sentence.

 

[valeriedl]

i want new shoes. but current budget doesn't allow.


if you have ever said that sentence.

No but I've said it about underwear!

 

[valeriedl]

When you get your hair done every week.

When you don't know if your stove works anymore because all you eat are frozen microwaveable dinners.

 

[masterjen]

when your friend lends you their iPad and you have no idea how to even turn it on

 

[C0urt]

When you get your hair done every week.

When you don't know if your stove works anymore because all you eat are frozen microwaveable dinners.

i let someone else shave my face because my hands shake to much,

he is nice and can work with my jerks

 

[C0urt]

your apartment smells like piss from your myoclonus and your morning piss

 

[masterjen]

you refer to recording something on your VCR and not your PVR