You start to feel old when...

[BIGMAN131307]

When you look at the clock and don't know if it's AM or PM.

 

[masterjen]

You have to start worrying about a parent's driving on the freeway and in the busy city.

 

[BIGMAN131307]

You curse out the broken elevator as you hoof it up the stairs.

Daily exercise routine is RWSR. (Rinse, Wash, Stack, Repeat) dishes or clothes

 

[Shelley]

When you look at the clock and don't know if it's AM or PM.

Which is why I keep my watch and my electronic clock in military time.

 

[BIGMAN131307]

When you prefer old movies & music because in your POV most modern stuff stinks.

You can't find any "good" music on the radio, so you sing your favorite songs.

The phrase "30 minutes or Less" has a whole new meaning for you.

 

[Shelley]

When you prefer old movies & music because in your POV most modern stuff stinks.

You can't find any "good" music on the radio, so you sing your favorite songs.

The phrase "30 minutes or Less" has a whole new meaning for you.

You're right. What the media insists is good music, or a good movie is trash.
Same with some of the tv shows; especially 'reality' shows.
Good grief.

 

[masterjen]

when everyone else passes you on the highway like you're parked

 

[saleen]

I've never heard of goosing either, or snot rocket lol
What decade was milk delivered in bottles, 1950's?

 

[valeriedl]

when everyone else passes you on the highway like you're parked

When people start swearing at you and flicking you off while they pass you instead of the other way around! :roflmao:

 

[C0urt]

that can be considered a good thing to

 

[BIGMAN131307]

When your bedtime routine includes brushing your teeth, them removing them for an overnight soak.

Your medicine cabinet has separate pain medicines for every part of your body.
IE: neck, back, feet, arthritis

 

[Penny]

When you have to lean against the wall or sit down to put your pants on (I only just turned 50).

 

[valeriedl]

When you can start saying "When I was your age..."

 

[BIGMAN131307]

You use a hair dryer to blow out your birthday candles.

When you search for all the "early bird" specials.

Retailers automatically give you a senior discount.

 

[Blonde Angel]

Have a guess at some these Ausdie slang words....... They aren't rudies..

.banna bender, .daks, dodgy, good on ya, cark it, pash , pass me the sauce... & my favourite

Cool bananas.

 

[valeriedl]

Retailers automatically give you a senior discount.

I went to McDonalds with my dad, who has a full head of gray hair and was about 55 at the time, and he was given the senior discount without anyone asking his age.

I still make fun of him for it. But he laughs and was sort of happy it happened because he got a discount and I had to pay full price!

 

[valeriedl]

Have a guess at some these Ausdie slang words....... They aren't rudies..

.banna bender, .daks, dodgy, good on ya, cark it, pash , pass me the sauce... & my favourite

Cool bananas.

Here's some of my guesses:

Banna Bender - When you talk someone's ear off
Good on ya- When someone has a crush on you
Pass me the sauce - When someone asks for some kind of alcoholic beverage
Cool bananas- When we/I say it here in the US it means that something is really good!

The others I have no clue.

 

[Blonde Angel]

oops
I misspelt the Banana Bender.. it means a person from Queensland (Australia),"good on ya "just means good for you.

Now daks= mens underpants
Cark it = to die
pash = kiss

So if someone wants to pash you well you better pucker up the lips in anticipation...


Have a good one..
X

 

[valeriedl]

Did I get the other's right?

Any one know what cooties, a wedgie, or a noogie are?

 

[BIGMAN131307]

Cooties = Lice
Wedgie = underwear pulled up from behind deep into your "crack"
Noogie = hard knuckle rubbing of your head by someone else
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How about "purple nurples"?


You just want to smack the younger generation for being so stupid.

You hate the words Twitter, Text, Tweet, etc.