jokes

Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off...

An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful. For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. Poof...

Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding...

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old...

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for an unusual gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that...

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 90 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 70, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you...

I love jokes so if I ever see any jokes I'll post them here to share. Some of them you may have seen already though. Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to...

One man came to the Doctor and said "Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee" and the doctor replied "Well buzz off then!" Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin. I think you need a little tonic was his reply. Doctor, doctor. I'm becoming invisible. Yes, I can see that you're not all...