Why wedding dresses are white (joke) Battle between MEN -vs.- WOMEN

TeeTees

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Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


'Son, all household appliances come in white.' :rock:

...okay, I'll pack my case now :paperbag:
 

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TeeTees - I told this to some other people and they all laughed.

I told it to my wife and don't worry, my black eye will be fine in a week or so. :roflmao:
 

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TeeTees - I told this to some other people and they all laughed.

I told it to my wife and don't worry, my black eye will be fine in a week or so. :roflmao:
Whoops :roflmao:

I hope you told her to fetch you a nice raw steak to place on that eye....she SHOULD know where all the food is after all :rock:
 

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My appliances are stainless steel.
Hope you both are making your own sandwiches these days.
 

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Sounds like they're getting themselves in trouble and putting their foot in their mouth. I hope they have clean feet.
 

RobinN

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That was very funny Hawke. I think you are right.
I wonder if they got anything to eat tonight, other than their toes.
 

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Yep ... I always keep my feet clean, because they end up in my mouth quite often.

My oldest daughter was teaching my grandson the ages of everyone in the family, when he gets to Papa, she has taught him to say "older than dirt".
 

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I'm starving - any women out there fancy cooking for me ?? :pfft: :roflmao:
 

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Mmmmm

I made steaks on the grill last night with fresh pineapple slices on the grill as well.

Tonight might will probably be a grill night as well. The weather is getting really nice now.
 

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<------- going to Bucko's house for dinner tonight!

::: with knife and fork in hand :::

:pfft:
 

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<------- going to Bucko's house for dinner tonight!

::: with knife and fork in hand :::

:pfft:
Will that be a PITCHfork??? I think I'll join you! Anyone else wanna join our angry mob?!!!
 

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I'll bring the bratwurst!...........

They've been boiling in "Milwaukee's Best" with slices of big, fat, white onions for two days!

These dawgs will EXPLODE as soon as you look at them!

Grille for about 5 minutes....

1)gently place bratwurst on large bun
2)cover with onions, relish, brown mustard, saurkraut(sp?)
3)cram in your mouth as much as possible
4)clean up remining fallout with fork
5)repeat step #1 until #3 is impossible
6)wait 5 minutes
7)repeat step #5 until loop cannot be re-iterated
8)let your wife clean up while you sleep(...."bro's before ho's", right Tees?)
:pfft:.....if that didn't start an iWar....I don't know WHAT will!:banana:hehehe
 

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I'm sorry......after thinking about that one I really must apologize....

There's actually quite a lot of vegetarians around who might be offended!
:pfft:
 

LynnW

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MMMMmmmmm. Bratwurst.


Now, what was I doing? And why do I have this pitchfork in my hand? :ponder:
 

speber

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It's for holding three bratwurst's o'er the fire...

....to keep them warm while you eat the first three!
:banana:
 
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