Why wedding dresses are white (joke) Battle between MEN -vs.- WOMEN

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They've been boiling in "Milwaukee's Best" with slices of big, fat, white onions for two days!

These dawgs will EXPLODE as soon as you look at them!

Grille for about 5 minutes....

1)gently place bratwurst on large bun
2)cover with onions, relish, brown mustard, saurkraut(sp?)
3)cram in your mouth as much as possible
4)clean up remining fallout with fork
5)repeat step #1 until #3 is impossible
6)wait 5 minutes
7)repeat step #5 until loop cannot be re-iterated
8)let your wife clean up while you sleep(...."bro's before ho's", right Tees?)
:pfft:.....if that didn't start an iWar....I don't know WHAT will!:banana:hehehe
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

speber....YOU-DA-MAN !! :banana:

note in journal : very useful saying to put HER straight - bro's before ho's

So anyway, back to the question.....are any of you laaaaaydeeez gonna cook for me or what ?? :ponder:
 

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Duck .... Incoming!!!

You guys have dug the trench, make room for me. I can see a salvo of pots and pans coming our way.

Mmmmm ...
... Beer Broiled Brats with onion. (hold the sauerkraut) I will have to try those! I wonder how they would be with a dark beer, maybe Amberbock.
 

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You guys have dug the trench, make room for me. I can see a salvo of pots and pans coming our way.

Mmmmm ...
... Beer Broiled Brats with onion. (hold the sauerkraut) I will have to try those! I wonder how they would be with a dark beer, maybe Amberbock.
I'm feeling it for the BBB's with onion too....my stomach is actually rumbling....well it's either that or there's a stampede of girls on their way up the street !!! <eeek>

PS. what are pots and pans ? <scratching head> ....are these white appliances too ?
 

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Sure, keep egging her on TT. She has to cross an ocean to reach you. She only has to cross a river to get to me.

:boxin: :fight:

See you later ... I need to go buy some running shoes. :banana:




geographic note: Kentucky and Ohio are separated by the Ohio River (which is technically in the state of Kentucky)
 

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True Tee Tee...if you're at all like my husband, you'll hit yourself in the head.... :)
 

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Hi GUYS!

Awww you guys must be so tired! With all the hard work you do!




Why not go lie down, I'll make you a nice stiff drink to help you relax!




Nighty-nite! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed-bugs bite!
Love ya!










pssst..ladies are they asleep?


I have the gasoline, who has the matches?
Now, girls!

 

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I always KNEW Birdy had gas.....

:pfft:


Don't worry men!.....listen up!


The girls :sheep:want us to:
  • shut up...
  • burn up...
  • writh in agony like dogs...
  • and finally disappear...:ponder::flushed:
Well, I for one think that just sounds like a lot of work, don't you?...
...and we've already established who takes care of THAT part of the equation so everything's still cool.........whew!....I was worried for a tic!
:mrt:

pphhht!...yo, Birdy?......we need refills 'round here!
:agree:
Is this a dinner party or a defensive driving class?
:dontknow:

Shake what your mama done gave ya' before the guys go down to the Dog and Duck for pints there!......SHEEEESH?!?!?!
:beer::tup:
 

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:pfft:


Don't worry men!.....listen up!


The girls :sheep:want us to:
  • shut up...
  • burn up...
  • writh in agony like dogs...
  • and finally disappear...:ponder::flushed:
Well, I for one think that just sounds like a lot of work, don't you?...
...and we've already established who takes care of THAT part of the equation so everything's still cool.........whew!....I was worried for a tic!
:mrt:

pphhht!...yo, Birdy?......we need refills 'round here!
:agree:
Is this a dinner party or a defensive driving class?
:dontknow:

Shake what your mama done gave ya' before the guys go down to the Dog and Duck for pints there!......SHEEEESH?!?!?!
:beer::tup:
I hope their not expecting us to MULTI-TASK !!.....now that's one thing I admit I can't do....(well, it gets me out of the cooking anyway) :roflmao:
 

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SPEBER:

Oh Puleezzeeeee....

Leave the drama to your Mama!



:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
 

speber

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My Mom's cooking is EXCEPTIONAL!.........

....just ask my Dad!
:rock:
 

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you think their joking is going to far Hawke?

They certainly are on a roll... and they need to remember what they would do without the women in their lives.

I have decided to stay out of this one... it is interesting to watch them dig their own ditches.
 

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Yes I think there are some that aren't sure where jokes stop and start...
It's a fine line sometimes. Plus you have to have been around someone long enough to know that they aren't mean spirited.

Hawke... it's just their way of joking.
 
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