Why wedding dresses are white (joke) Battle between MEN -vs.- WOMEN

[hawke86]

Lynn,
Why do you have it in your hand?

 

[TeeTees]

They've been boiling in "Milwaukee's Best" with slices of big, fat, white onions for two days!

These dawgs will EXPLODE as soon as you look at them!

Grille for about 5 minutes....

1)gently place bratwurst on large bun
2)cover with onions, relish, brown mustard, saurkraut(sp?)
3)cram in your mouth as much as possible
4)clean up remining fallout with fork
5)repeat step #1 until #3 is impossible
6)wait 5 minutes
7)repeat step #5 until loop cannot be re-iterated
8)let your wife clean up while you sleep(...."bro's before ho's", right Tees?)
fft:.....if that didn't start an iWar....I don't know WHAT will!:banana:hehehe

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

speber....YOU-DA-MAN !! :banana:

note in journal : very useful saying to put HER straight - bro's before ho's

So anyway, back to the question.....are any of you laaaaaydeeez gonna cook for me or what ?? onder:

 

[BuckeyeFan]

Duck .... Incoming!!!

You guys have dug the trench, make room for me. I can see a salvo of pots and pans coming our way.

Mmmmm ...
... Beer Broiled Brats with onion. (hold the sauerkraut) I will have to try those! I wonder how they would be with a dark beer, maybe Amberbock.

 

[hawke86]

Good question BuckeyeFan.

 

[TeeTees]

You guys have dug the trench, make room for me. I can see a salvo of pots and pans coming our way.

Mmmmm ...
... Beer Broiled Brats with onion. (hold the sauerkraut) I will have to try those! I wonder how they would be with a dark beer, maybe Amberbock.

I'm feeling it for the BBB's with onion too....my stomach is actually rumbling....well it's either that or there's a stampede of girls on their way up the street !!! <eeek>

PS. what are pots and pans ? <scratching head> ....are these white appliances too ?

 

[LynnW]

Lynn,
Why do you have it in your hand?

Oh, yeah, Hawke. Now I remember. It was to form an

ANGRY MOB!!!!!

 

[TeeTees]

Oh, yeah, Hawke. Now I remember. It was to form an

ANGRY MOB!!!!!

Now Now, put that down - you should know you don't use those utensils to hit MEN with fft:

 

[BuckeyeFan]

Sure, keep egging her on TT. She has to cross an ocean to reach you. She only has to cross a river to get to me.

:boxin: :fight:

See you later ... I need to go buy some running shoes. :banana:




geographic note: Kentucky and Ohio are separated by the Ohio River (which is technically in the state of Kentucky)

 

[skillefer]

True Tee Tee...if you're at all like my husband, you'll hit yourself in the head....

 

[Birdbomb]

Hi GUYS!

Awww you guys must be so tired! With all the hard work you do!

Why not go lie down, I'll make you a nice stiff drink to help you relax!

Nighty-nite! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed-bugs bite!
Love ya!

pssst..ladies are they asleep?


I have the gasoline, who has the matches? Now, girls!

​

 

[speber]

I always KNEW Birdy had gas.....

fft:


Don't worry men!.....listen up!


The girls :sheep:want us to:

• shut up...
• burn up...
• writh in agony like dogs...
• and finally disappear...onder::flushed:

Well, I for one think that just sounds like a lot of work, don't you?...
...and we've already established who takes care of THAT part of the equation so everything's still cool.........whew!....I was worried for a tic!
:mrt:

pphhht!...yo, Birdy?......we need refills 'round here!
:agree:
Is this a dinner party or a defensive driving class?
:dontknow:

Shake what your mama done gave ya' before the guys go down to the Dog and Duck for pints there!......SHEEEESH?!?!?!
:beer::tup:

 

[TeeTees]

fft:


Don't worry men!.....listen up!


The girls :sheep:want us to:

• shut up...
• burn up...
• writh in agony like dogs...
• and finally disappear...onder::flushed:

Well, I for one think that just sounds like a lot of work, don't you?...
...and we've already established who takes care of THAT part of the equation so everything's still cool.........whew!....I was worried for a tic!
:mrt:

pphhht!...yo, Birdy?......we need refills 'round here!
:agree:
Is this a dinner party or a defensive driving class?
:dontknow:

Shake what your mama done gave ya' before the guys go down to the Dog and Duck for pints there!......SHEEEESH?!?!?!
:beer::tup:

I hope their not expecting us to MULTI-TASK !!.....now that's one thing I admit I can't do....(well, it gets me out of the cooking anyway) :roflmao:

 

[brain]

SPEBER:

Oh Puleezzeeeee....

Leave the drama to your Mama!


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[TeeTees]

SPEBER:
Leave the drama to your Mama!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Now you're talking Brain.....is that as well as the cooking ? onder: :rock:

 

[speber]

My Mom's cooking is EXCEPTIONAL!.........

....just ask my Dad!
:rock:

 

[hawke86]

Teetees,
Get a real LIfe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[RobinN]

you think their joking is going to far Hawke?

They certainly are on a roll... and they need to remember what they would do without the women in their lives.

I have decided to stay out of this one... it is interesting to watch them dig their own ditches.

 

[TeeTees]

....just ask my Dad!
:rock:

Mwaaahahahaha - nice one Speber. :roflmao:

(I think hawke may be taking this a little toooo serious though onder

 

[RobinN]

Yes I think there are some that aren't sure where jokes stop and start...
It's a fine line sometimes. Plus you have to have been around someone long enough to know that they aren't mean spirited.

Hawke... it's just their way of joking.

 

[hawke86]

I wonder how far they will dig there ditches.