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Does anyone have any embarrassing seizure stories? One I find funny is that I was in a kitchen drinking coffee. Well I went into a seizure and spilled the coffee on my pants. I knew I was all wet so I took off my clothes. At this point I'm almost out of the seizure then my roommates hear the commotion and wonder what's going on? They walk on to find me nude sitting in the chair. I then come out of the seizure and realize that I don't have my clothes on. I walk past them and smile going up some stairs to get new clothes.
 
Yup I woke up covered in blood and thought I murdered my cat before realizing I injured my head. Not wanting to miss work I figured I could wash my face at the drug store were I went to get my prescription got blood all over the bathroom then showed up to work still covered in blood. The boss of course said take a day and you should get that stitched


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I'd had a seizure when I was on the toilet and fell off. My husband heard me fall asked me if I was ok but I didn't answer him. He tried to open the door but I'd fallen in between the toilet and the wall, stuck there, and blocking the door and he couldn't open it to get in.

He'd called my parents, who live next door, to come and help. It was my dad who answered the phone but he was so glad that it was my mom who came to help because he didn't want to be with my dad trying to push me out of the way of the door with my pants down.

They finally got in, not sure how long it took, and pulled up my pants and put me on the couch. When I came out of it he told me that had happened and I should clean myself up and change my clothes because they didn't do it. Luckily there wasn't too much of a mess down there!

He still jokes with me about this.
 
Just thought of another great bathroom seizure.

I'm not sure where I was in the house but I was standing up when I had the seizures and pooped myself. My husband took me into the bathroom and sat me down on the toilet until I came out of the seizure.

When I came out of I took my underwear off and started to clean myself up. My husband wanted to throw my underwear away but I wouldn't let him because they were really expensive Victoria's Secret underwear. I made him wash them up so I could put them in the clothes washer because they were too dirty to put in there like they were. He wasn't too happy about that. I guess that's what love is though. :roflmao:
 
That's good humor Valeriedi. Speaking of the bathroom I had a seizure in the shower once then fell out of the shower. I'm laying on the tile thinking "Did I break anything?" I was good though then ended up laughing when I came out of the seizure. :roflmao:
 
had toilet one. sometimes get second of warning going down just enough should I land on face or other part of body my horror is teeth my plate went flying down street,already lost three teeth if get split second my hand go on mouth but often I go from horrible aura to head ache and sz simple
 
I've had a lot of strange ones. One I time recall getting ready to go somewhere with my mother--I just had to put my scarf & shoes on. The next thing I knew, I was sitting on my bed wearing my pajamas again!
 
My most embarrassing seizure was when I was still working, I had many at work, and I would usually find myself in a different area of the store and confused, but the last time, I came out of it sitting on the floor in a puddle.

I was very nervous when I went to the manager to ask if I could punch out to run to the store next door to buy a new pair of pants, that I told him that someone had spilled something in the aisle and I sat in it. He agreed that I could, which was shocking considering that the man was an a** to everyone, but I think he only agreed because he could smell the urine!
 
I was in the middle of the bread aisle in a grocery store when I felt a seizure coming on so I thought "Well this should be interesting" as the aisle was full of people. I remember just standing there with people looking at me not saying anything so I have no idea what they thought. I came out of the seizure got the bread then went on LOL
 
valeriedl said:
Just thought of another great bathroom seizure.

I'm not sure where I was in the house but I was standing up when I had the seizures and pooped myself. My husband took me into the bathroom and sat me down on the toilet until I came out of the seizure.

When I came out of I took my underwear off and started to clean myself up. My husband wanted to throw my underwear away but I wouldn't let him because they were really expensive Victoria's Secret underwear. I made him wash them up so I could put them in the clothes washer because they were too dirty to put in there like they were. He wasn't too happy about that. I guess that's what love is though. :roflmao:
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Now that's funny about Victoria's Secret underwear :roflmao:
 
Getting dick out at till ohh dear not so good.My friend also e went to top uk store just looking at handbags she tried one over her arm when she got home it still on her arm and bag cost 200quid.i told her take it back all be it not very loudly.She had sz last week with Hoover on stairs ended up with cut head chip bone in neck she thinks gods revenge i said if that is so then keep soDding bag
 
She went on give it to me see if my conscience get affected I take it back sorry to say not effected yet she one had punishment
 
I've never taken anything by mistake in a seizure. Not yet anyway. I always figured people had by mistake though.
 
It took long time to be able laugh at this one.sunday afternoon i whizzing round before closed and picked up small bottle whisky as soon got wits together took out of pocket into shopping basket.the manager and minion grab hold of me screaming I stolen whisky which was in the basket I made them look twats but manager then says I don't like way you shopping so please go no I said I insisted they phone cops tell them I was seen putting whisky in my pocket.the manager would not phone so I did..Cops came first thing they said hi carol what's occurring I just happened to work with cop.in uk and insist cops come you must be right and if you right manager the manager lose job he is had for wasting cops time v
 
When I was in line at a grocery store once I had a seizure and just sat down on the floor. The cashier had already checked out everything in the buggy so my husband got my purse off of me and started going through it so he could pay for the groceries then he started to try to get me off of the floor but I wouldn't budge. When he finally got me up he basically pulled me out to the car, pushing the cart and he was carrying my purse. He was scared to death that the cops were going to get called because someone was going to think that he'd stole money out of my purse then was abducting me to do who know's what?
 
Oh, dear, I have a few of these! The most embarrassing ones would be the ones involving public transport. Mid-last year I took the last subway train of the night home from a house party. I had an absence and came back to myself at the terminus, other side of town from my house, having been incontinent. The subway staff who helped me off and arranged for me to be taken home told me that bystanders had been trying to get me back to myself for hours, and I'd just gibbered at them.

Another time, I took the bus to my usual shopping street, had an absence, and came around at its terminus in the middle of nowhere. I could see the shopping street from the windows, so I just thanked the driver and staggered off. As soon as I got off, the illusion of being where I wanted to vanished. I managed to walk to the nearest railway station, but for some reason it was closed. The driver had noticed I was a bit off, though, because he turned around before he got to the depot and took me all the way back to my house, which wasn't even on his route. Mortifying.
 
Once while sweeping up after mowing I had one of my simple partial motor seizures. I remained completely conscious the whole time while twisted up like a pretzel on the ground. I had let out an "epileptic scream" and drew the attention of a cute guy I had seen jogging past just seconds earlier. Not the way I wanted to meet the guy. :P During the several minutes I was lying there unable to move with my face smashed into the ground and arm flailing behind me in the air, I could hear quite the crowd gathering around me.

Then last September on my way to San Francisco to have my recurring brain tumor removed, I had a seizure that started as simple partial motor then generalized just as I was preparing to change planes in Dallas. I'm not embarrassed about having the seizure, I just feel bad that I delayed the other passengers from getting off and maybe making someone miss their connecting flight.
 
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