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this made me laugh so hard, haha thanks for that, the chocolate and store one sums up my relationship with my best friend but they're all good
 
"I rode my bike today- unless you want to hitch a ride on my handlebars?"

"I got the pictures back from my VEEG...I can literally see my brain seizing."

"Have some compassion..."
"F$&@ your compassion! I don't need your compassion! I need bandages, NeoSporin, and an ice pack!"

"I try to use the toilet every hour or so; it makes awkward things even just a little less awkward..."

"No! Don't!...go into that drawer. Ohhh....well great, okay, yeah okay. This is awkward because that's...well. Yes, that's a bra, and yes those are panties."
 
seizurrific said:
By this time I am being SO childlike they always laugh.
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THat happens to me too!! People tell me I act like I'm on crack, or I act like I'm 4. So 4 year old on Crack is how I act all around the time of the seizure. SO I tell people to just escort me to the nurse when I act like that.
 
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Dad: do you remember that short term memory loss conversation we had this morning?
Me: No.....?
 
(I'm going to make a video of these and it's going to be brilliant! I'll post the link :) )

"Okay, 5 minutes ago that bruise was NOT there"
 
ME: I called my mom. She's coming. Right, you heard me call my mom?

THEM: Do you want to sit down?

ME: Nooooooooooooooooo.

THEM: Where are you going?

ME: I'm going wherever.
 
I know I woke from a nap having a seizure, but how did I hurt my (fill in the blank)
 
Me: *looking under a chair in the living room*
Mom: what are you doing?
Me: I lost my glasses again :/ *looks in rabbit cage*
Mom: Did you look in the refrigerator yet?
Me: Not yet, ill look inside the piano and you get the kitchen kay?
*Few minutes later*
Mom: I FOUND THEM THEY WERE ON TOP OF THE MICROWAVE!!!
 
This happened just yesterday haha

"Do you know where you are?"
"I'm...on the floor...?"
"Well that's....true. Well, we'll come back to that in a few minutes...I'll rephrase that actually- do you know what building you're in?"
"I'm in a box."
"Kind of hahaha...you're in a room with wood beams and glass walls. Kind of a box...How about what day it is?"
"Thursday."
"Nope. It's not Thursday..."
"Friday?"
"No...."
"Uh...Monday?"
"No."
"Wednesday? Saturday?"
"No."
"Sunday. It's Sunday!" :)
"No...you've got one choice left."
"Thursday?"

Ahhhh, the postictal phase. Such joy.
 
My state's newspaper mis-printed the date yesterday. I thought it was Tuesday May 15,2012 but the paper said Thursday May 17, 2012, so I asked if i has a seizure and slept for two days... again.
 
Totally reading about misplacing items, reached for my phone that I was just using. And it's gone. No idea what I did with it, and I'm too lazy to get up and check the fridge >.<
 
seizurrific said:
Isn't it funny how we smell different things as an aura? I smell bleach, a friend smells citrus, you smell something burning...anyone else here smell anything as part of their auras?
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I smell this really horrendous burning...it smells like someone set eggs on fire--the only way I know to describe it. Haha, the friend who smells citrus is pretty lucky! I wish I smelled vanilla or something geez.
 
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Lol Janine I keep a remote sensor on my phone, keys, wallet. There are two callers- one on my keychain and the other in my room. I press the sensor call and the object beeps haha

Most of my things get put in the freezer ;) We joke that our freezer is possessed lol!
 
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