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(in the local CostCo)
Me, to a lady- "Hey! (*small back-and-forth casual conversation*) Well I'll see you in a month or so!" :)

Roommate- "Who was that?"

Me- "Oh that's Sue. She's one of the EEG techs at the hospital. She "calls dibs" on me whenever I go in for tests. I'm totally her favourite. Oh, also, her husband is my new neurologist I was telling you about haha."

Roommate- "Whoa."

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Ex-roommate (with friend in tow)- "Ohhh, tell me how's your epilepsy? Did they figure stuff out yet?"

Me- "Well, I had a 40 second Absence the other day, followed by two TCs so pretty much swallowed the whole day. Pre-ictally I was pretty okay but my postictal period was craaazy. You totally would have laughed. Then yesterday I had a partial where I put my fist through a pane of glass so my neuro and I decided to up my Leviteracetam by 500mg and my Lamotrigine by 300mg. I'm intractable so we're just working stuff out. You know how it is."

Ex-roommate- "The disturbing part, well parts, of that was that 1) you're still having those really long mega-serious seizures, and 2) that, beside the actual drug names, I understood exactly what you were saying."

Ex-roommate's friend's face- 0.o
 
So my new boyfriend said to me today "No seizures are good seizures" with a straight face. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. :roflmao:
 
Lol!! No seize is a good seize! ;)



"Not sure if I just seized or if I'm super bored. I can't, and don't, remember half of that prof's lecture..."

"Did you pour water on me or did I pee my pants? You've done the whole water thing before but I've done the whole pee thing before too."

"I'm pretty sure that intennnnse ictal scream I did last week is why people in the 1500s though people with epilepsy were possessed..."

"It was like you were being electrocuted."
"I was being electrocuted. By...myself."

"Ugh, totally drooled all over my shirt. Hmmm. Sexy."
 
You spelt epilepsy wrong! ugh! It's e-p-i, uh, e--p-i-l- ummm,? hold on I forget... but there is a y in it and you do not have a y....

I have this conversation with people so many times. I can only spell epilepsy when writing it but not out loud. and it's very annoying. I get epsiliy epillsie epillisy it's an 8 letter word. it can't be that hard...
 
Youve had a seizure
No i havent
Youve had a seizure
No i havent
Youve had a seizure
No i havent
Youve had a seizure
Did i have a seizure??????

Coming to after a tonic,hate it!!!
 
LOL Neil!!! I do the EXACT same thing! :D


"John, don't call UniTown 911 dispatch, okay?"

"Okay, we won't...."

"Promise?"

"Okay. I promise."

---wake up to 20 guys in blue, cue postictal freak out/crying---

"What the f---, where the f--- am I???? Who the f#%^ ARE you? John? John? JOHN what did you do?!? You PROMISED! You promised!!! You promised :( " (more crying)

"Okay, soooo...we called UniTown 911 dispatch. I'm sorry! I'm sorry Seize, I'm sorry. I promise though, my boss called them, not me!"


"What's a random skill I have? A random fact? I am a complete PRO at having seizures. TOTAL pro."
 
neil129 said:
Youve had a seizure
No i havent
Youve had a seizure
No i havent
Youve had a seizure
No i havent
Youve had a seizure
Did i have a seizure??????
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LOL Neil, I used to do that after I had a complex partial.
 
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while looking in the oven.
"where are all the dish towels??!!"
i was so mad they moved them!


talking to neurologist very serious-like.
"Oh I am cured now, we really don't need to do this anymore"
his face was priceless. my husband's not so much.
 
LOL!!! Its nice to know im not the only one Seize and CQ!!! After eighteen years i thought i would have sussed it out by now,but hell no!!! Same old confusion,maybe ONE day,maybe ONE day we will figure it out,eh?

What time was my doctors appointment? Two minutes after coming off the phone.
 
Ahhhh shit bud, did you miss your doc appt? Hugs.

And yes one day we will figure it out!! And then when everyone's better we can all DRIVE to one place and sit and share stories with our beers :)
 
Ahhhhhh now that does sound like a plan Q!!!
 
Epileptics around a table of beer- that seriously sounds f-cking brilliant....I think it would be such fun to meet people from CWE in person :)
 
That would be well cool,but never mind a table,lets take over the bar!!! What a laugh,but seriously it would be great to meet people from CWE,at least WE would know what to do if anybody had a seizure.

Hey the first rounds on me!!!
 
Yay :)
You well know I'll be takin you up on that Neil... Strongbows here we come!!
 
Oh i know that Q,dont worry!!! Just got a vision off us lot staggering around the bar at a CWE convention,oh what an example we would set!!!
 
Yeah but that's OK, we would only be setting examples for everyone else that was staggering around setting examples.
One day off from E for all of us? Sign me up.
 
Lol,yep your probaly right.But if we are gonna sign up for one day off E,bugger it lets make it a week,what ya say!?!
 
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem (clears throat), uh Neil, was this not someone else's thread on a completely different topic? Lol sorry Seizurrific - back to you.
 
Oops your right Q,sorry Seize,(although q did bring up beer first:roflmao:)

So back to the original thread,take it away!!!
 
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