Wobblez, people ask me the date preictally and postictally and I will INSIST (every single time) that it's 5 October. I even bet my life on it one time haha ; ) We're actually a lot alike. I'm glad you like this thread- I love it; absolutely makes me laugh every single time someone writes something new hehehe
"What meds do you take? Hey, me too!"
"I have to go in for my 5-7 day VEEG...I'm going to be SO bored. Recommend any good books? Or better yet, can you come sit with me for a day? We could be so bored together!"
"Don't f.ck with Seize, she's all muscle. No, really. She has LEGIT epilepsy. Every muscle gets a seizure-workout. She's so legit I've already claimed Seize for my Zombie Apocalypse Survival Team!"
"I'm usually quite pacifistic...well decently... like everyone else. But you took a
video. of me having a
violent seizure. and you left it on my
porch. As far as I'm concerned that qualified as serious provocation. I do hope your jaw feels better...I didnt mean to break it, honest!
"What sometimes looks like, acts like, falls like, sometimes misses the toilet like, sleeps like, and wakes up like a drunk but isn't actually drunk and doesn't usually drink at all? An epileptic. (Hahaha I LOVE this joke!)
"I didn't order that."
"Yes you did, I promise. Don't get mad though, you ordered what I wanted so I ordered what you wanted. We can just switch plates."
"I didn't order that."
"Dear, listen. You have issues with servers...they make you have partials. Anyway, your short-lived inability makes you extra sexy...every man needs to feel like a hero now and then."
"Don't let it go to your head, Hercules haha. Really though, Paul. I didn't order that."
"Seize...*sigh* okay."
"Okay, look at where we are and what you're wearing, Seize. You wore your fancy schmancy dress and we are seated in a very nice steak house. Should I be worried that you ordered a lovely steak for yourself and then requested chicken nuggets for "our buddy Stephen?"
"Stephennnnnnn...Stephen who??"
"Yup. Stephen."
"What are you talking about? "
"You know, Stephen? Our favourite paramedic?"
"?!?!? Oh NO."
Before I even start this conversation with my roommates I'm crying softly and they definitely know something "epic epileptic"is coming hahaha
*sniffle sniffle* "You guys, guys? I hate monkeys. They were...are on Planet Earth Jungles and they scare me even in DVD. But I don't know WHY *crying a bit more seriously*!!!!...The little ones are so cute with their fluffy stripey tails and then 'they fight get scary and I don't, I don't... They've never done anything to me so WHY AM I SO MEAN TO THEM? Why do I hate them and they scare me so much? I am so mean.... I'm so mean..." *crying outright depressedly, like I've kicked someone down a flight of stairs* hahahahahaha
"Seize, you're eating dinner twice. Don't take your pills twice! Eemember last time when they sent the paramedics twice?"
"I'm not going to barf after this strobe test. I'm not." ----> "Damn it, I PROMISED!" Haha
"Turn off the TV- it's okay. Here, give me the pillows and that blanket for her head. She's gonna seize and after she's done with her ictal phase, the jerking and drooling, she's got no filter and you can ask her any question at all. Our friend used to bring up sex every time and it would make her SO mad later when she kind of figures it out.haha"