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"Mum stop texting me. If something happens you'll get a call from the EMTs..."

"Don't put ANY salt on that. Or lemon. I got hungry in my sleep and I guess I though my tongue was a steak. Sad face...oh be quiet, it hurts to move anything."

*postictal* "Holy Mother of God. Oh wow, did you drop-break my glass red food dye container, because now there's sharp and red sh!t everywhere. Hey look it comes off, that always takes forever. What the hell! Why did you put it all over my face?! Evil fecks...oh hey, I think I've just had a seizure! "

"I only broke one finger this time? I'm getting gooood." :)

"No I won't ride on your motorbike with you. Why?? Is that even a question??? Okay, beside the fact it's a wretched idea, you've made too many helmet jokes." :p
 
Hey all! Celebrate #purplewave2012 and have a fantastic "Epilepsy Day"


"Yaaah! Today is World Epilepsy Day! High fives for seizures!" :p

"March 26 is pretty much the one day every year I can have a seizure in public and be chill about it! Make it like, "It's...it's cool. Cause it's...is today the 26th ? Okay good then today is....Happy Epilepsy Day! Ha yeah, then I actually meant to do that. Now you're aware!"

"Hugs not drugs? Here you can take alllll of mine. I promise I'll hug you!" :)

"Keppra...the crack equivalent in antiepileptic drugs...."
 
"I'll take you for food if I can tell that creepy b@st@rd to p!ss off because you've had a seizure! Don't actually have one just chill a bit, have a nap, and we'll go for supper! Please? He's awful!"...."Okay....we're going for steaks though, my services aren't free!" lol! Truuuue story.

"You *faked* a seizure?"
"No, I don't know how to do that- I was just laying down end and just happened to drool a bit. Gross."

;)
 
"Oh it's nothing..."

"I LOVE makeup. Well no, I only ever wear it to cover bruises..."

"Hey Buddy! Don 't judge people! I take the elevator to the next floor on Tuesdays and Thursdays not because I'm "so lazy" but because I have epilepsy and some days I don't feel like chancing the stairs. Seizures and stairs are recipes for black eyes and horridly bruised faces. I would know. So stop thinking you're so cool because you ride it to 4. If you can take the stairs, then *you're* lazy. I have seizures. So stop complaining."

"Don't be so jerk-y. Ugh, I didn't mean that in an epileptic sort of way. I should have just said 'Stop being an a$$.' "

"Can you give someone else a seizure? Not in a dumb way, this guy was making fun of seizures and I want him to have one so he can see how it feels."
"Just let me know where he hangs out and I'll give him one with a taser."

"No I'm not hungover. I'm seizurefied."
 
"Can you give someone else a seizure? Not in a dumb way, this guy was making fun of seizures and I want him to have one so he can see how it feels."
"Just let me know where he hangs out and I'll give him one with a taser."

LOVE IT!
 
My mum, today, "Give me your keys." ;)

"OMG SEIZE? are you having a seizure? Hey! Talk to me!?"
"Feckin relax will you- I was drinking some water and took a mouthful juuuust a little too big. I spat it out, laughing at my own idiocy then choked on it a little haha You really need to calm down."


"This TV ad was talking about that drug you're taking, Keppra? and how it causes birth defects in kids? Did you know that?"
"Yesssss. And I also know I'm not pregnant." lol
 
"I had two other people with E as roommates....no seriously, this isn't a joke haha."

"I have to do an ambulatory EEG over Halloween...I'm thinking lab-coat epic epileptic science experiment. If I had a cap over the wires then I'd be that weird spaghetti god...I can be a meatball in the spiritual pasta bowl. "
 
"Are you doing bloody drugs or something?"

"If only you knew mate,if only you knew!!!"
 
LOL Neil:) Had a verrrry similar convo with my flat mates last night!

-"Wow, I don't think I've ever seen you cry except for, like, 30 seconds after a seizure. Why are you SO weepy?"

"It's, it's, sniff sniff, it's called Keppra. It's an antiepileptic. My dose got upped..I'm just so very proud of fixing the sink guys. I feel, sniff sniff sniff sniff, so useful!!"

"That was this morning. You need to go to bed, Seize."

"I'm sorry. I'm bothering you aren't I? I just irritate the sh-t out of everybody. Oh God, I used one of your swear words. What the f*ck?!? No! Stop talking! You hate me, I'm a terrible flat mate."

"We're laughing because you're out of your mind. Here go to bed Seize, we really do like you we promise!"
 
Lol,seizurrific,im so with you there,if i had a dollar for every time thats been said,id be a very rich man!!! Sometimes explaining the side effects id need bloody drugs just to get through them all But as long as my real mates know the score then its cool,some peoples opinions are like a£$%&*%s,everyones got one!!!
 
Oh my goodness you guys are great I loved reading all of these....makes some of the crazy things my daughter says make sense. She is also a item miss placer oddly enough it's the play microwave part on her kiddie kitchen


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"Mum, can you get my valium please?"
"This one?"

"No it's the cream tablets not the yellow, pink, orange or blue".
 
"No. Wait, what?"

"I'm pretty sure my brain just hit pause. Want to rewind a little?"

"You took that?!?"

"Seizures aren't exactly the same thing as naps....I'm venturing out on a limb here and am going to assume you've never had nap where you fell asleep in the middle of a conversation, pissed yourself, drooled EVERYWHERE, and looked up to paramedics...in public..."

"Give me a minute to stop crying please...okay, "the Keppra Moment" has passed. What were you saying?"

"I forgot my password. To CWE. Seriously. During a seizure I managed to press log out. And then I couldn't remember how to spell "Seizurrific" again."

"Yeah I found them! *under my breath* behind your potato salad in the fridge..."

"Call me a freak one more time and see what happens."
 
Postictal from high school;

"Mom can you get the table saw and make some coffee?"
 
Holy sh-t you have a lot of pills.
"You have no idea..."

"Can you just not say epilepsy like you're handling a bag of piss?"
 
"Woop Woop! You didn't have a seizure!!"
"Hey don't sabotage it!" :)

"Turn off that cop show, all the police car lights sequestered to one little area is really getting to me."

"Well I gave you something to watch, didn't I?
 
True story about 10 minutes ago- "Please hold the flashing lights- our show is good enough without watching Seize seize!"
 
"Sigh,Yes,ill be fine when the epilepsy warning comes on at the cinema,movie you rent, in fact just about every god damn television show,these days" Im suprised there wasnt an Epilepsy Corner for us,just so we wouldnt spoil the film for the hard working,audience!!!
 
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