RanMan
Too Much Experience with Epilepsy
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Little Johnny Strikes Again...
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> The teacher asked the class to use the word
> "fascinate" in a sentence.
>
> Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and
> we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.."
>
> The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> fascinate, not fascinating."
>
> Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see RockCity, and
> I was fascinated."
>
> The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
> the word 'fascinate."
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand.
>
> The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny
> before.
>
> She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
> "fascinate," so she called on him for his offering..
>
> Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are
> so big she can only fasten eight."
>
> THE TEACHER SAT DOWN AND CRIED.
>
>
> The teacher asked the class to use the word
> "fascinate" in a sentence.
>
> Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and
> we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.."
>
> The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> fascinate, not fascinating."
>
> Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see RockCity, and
> I was fascinated."
>
> The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
> the word 'fascinate."
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand.
>
> The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny
> before.
>
> She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
> "fascinate," so she called on him for his offering..
>
> Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are
> so big she can only fasten eight."
>
> THE TEACHER SAT DOWN AND CRIED.