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Glad we can help....Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you...
...Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are....
...Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them....
.... Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why...
...Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips....
...Men are like ..... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say....
...Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
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...Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature....
...Men are like .....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion....
...Men are like .Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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...Men are like Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last...
...Men are like .. Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright...
...Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York , she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up.. so she took them home and ate them herself.
Some men never learn
How much did you pay Stacy to write that stuff?
Zoe, we have our first victim of denial of a sense of direction....proof right here!
And, did you know a MAN invented GPS still heavily in use today?
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_invented_the_gps_system