Why wedding dresses are white (joke) Battle between MEN -vs.- WOMEN

[hawke86]

Did you drop the remote?

 

[stilldancing_98]

I trust the girls. This has been top secret forever. And I would wear red. he he he. Teresa

 

[Birdbomb]

Well girls, we COULD tell the fellas that the Top Secret Remote makes them think of nothing but BEER and BRATS, but why tip our hand? Just don't tell them the OTHER thing it makes them do! :banana:

 

[TeeTees]

This thread is turning into a Forum off it's own :banana:

Keep posting peeps, I'm enjoying this.....even though I'm getting hungry. Anybody wanna do that 'cooking' thing for me ? op:

 

[stilldancing_98]

I would die before I told them the OTHER I took my oath. I call mine the Pig remote. lol

 

[speber]

Sticks and stones girl....sticks and stones.......

....we's HONGRY!!


Make wit da pork ribs would ya?fft:

......hmmmmm.......pork ribs.......aaaaaaaaghhhhhhhh..........................
:rock:

 

[stilldancing_98]

Not tonight baby, I got a date. Teresa

 

[Wally]

Well girls, we COULD tell the fellas that the Top Secret Remote makes them think of nothing but BEER and BRATS, but why tip our hand? Just don't tell them the OTHER thing it makes them do! :banana:

I'd be willing to bet it makes us go to sleep and not notice when you come home and haul in 15 bags of useless stuff from the malls...........

 

[speber]

Oh Yeah!........

:banana:.....Private Wally, you get a special field promotion to Captain Wally for that one!

:bigmouth:

 

[TeeTees]

:banana:.....Private Wally, you get a special field promotion to Captain Wally for that one!

:bigmouth:

^^ :agree:

Wally's on the frontline with us now :clap:

Be afraid girlies.....very afraid ! :rock:

PS. Teresa....fancy a threesome ? I'll bring my microwave for you to cook with :roflmao:

 

[speber]

I hope her date is with a cook!...

:rock:

 

[BuckeyeFan]

Salute to Captain Wally :cop:

If he can get these dern gals cookin up some food, he will make major next week.





Maybe we can get some one else to cook. fft:

 

[alivenwell]

Salute to Captain Wally :cop:

If he can get these dern gals cookin up some food, he will make major next week.





Maybe we can get some one else to cook. fft:

Well, it looks like you guys have a pretty good chef and dishwasher (licking dishes!) on your hands. I hear your chef likes dog food and water! It's one less set of silverware for you to wash!!!

Eat well and share the tidbits with your taste tester while we go out to eat tonight!


Bon appetit! Skoal!

 

[speber]

Bon Apetit'.......Skoal!...

Sorry....I gave up snuff a long time ago...

...it interferes with BRATS.......which are GERMAN.

You can cover them in FRENCH's Brown Mustard.

Tees?, Buckeye?, Cap'n Wally?.....you guys hungry like me?

they wimmin shor hav loss der gud manners bout feedin us men foke?...mebbe they iz juss sad an ol sens dey iz so bad at cookin lately?
ever sens Julia Childs kicked the bucket and Martha Stewart got 'rested for the lion ditch-watcher she is....all der be iz Emeril!

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm...............mudbugs!
:rock:

 

[alivenwell]

Here's a little dinner music:

 

[Birdbomb]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm........chicken!

 

[TeeTees]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm........chicken!

I betcha it was MAN that killed it for ya ! :rock:

...you women just take things for granted

<stomach rumble>

 

[Birdbomb]

Now where's that remote, I need to push the "MUTE"

 

[alivenwell]

It sounds like we've got a bunch of vikings on our hands! They'll eat just about anything! And did you notice the chef said 'baked beans are off'? Wonder why....

 

[TeeTees]

It sounds like we've got a bunch of vikings on our hands! They'll eat just about anything!

^^ You got that right - unless it contains Garlic !!<yeuch>......I really have a strong hatred for stinky garlic !!