Why wedding dresses are white (joke) Battle between MEN -vs.- WOMEN

[stilldancing_98]

I thought the brats were the guys. tee hee.I love myself.

 

[Birdbomb]

Oh honey, we don't defensive in this thread, we get EVEN! MWAHAHAHAHA!

If I have to do the clean up, then I'm gonna FIRST do some tinkering with the old man's car.....

You say you always wanted a "sweet ride?" No problem...5# bag of sugar in the gas tank ought to do it.
I head somewhere you need to change the air in the tires, so I went ahead and let the air out of all of them, including the spare! No worries, they are only flat on the bottom.
Your brake lines were just full of oil! No wonder you complained, I drained all that nasty stuff out.
All those wires under the hood were so jumbled and ugly, see how they are all organized now?
And it shouldn't overheat any more. I filled the crankcase with coolent, it was so easy, don't know why you didn't do that yourself, oh wait, you're still asleep from making a pig of yourself. I sure do hope you appreciate all the hard work I did on your car, I even broke a nail! BRB off to the nail salon and when you wake up, please clean up the BBQ mess, I didn't have time with all the work I did for you.

 

[stilldancing_98]

Sweet, Sweet, Sweet. Birdy. When I have papers to write at school. I'm lookin to you. You broke a nail to. M, M M. Girl , you are my mentor. All of you are.Just snap your fingers and the men are there! I think If I ever get married again...I'll be wearing bright orange.:clap:op:Teach me some more!And men, you can learn from this. Just be quiet and learn.Submit to us.lol
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBmmmmmmmmmmiiittt.

 

[alivenwell]

Where are all the guys!? Maybe Buckeye is taking an aftermeal nap?

 

[stilldancing_98]

I don't think he could handle the heat of this one. lol

 

[Birdbomb]

 

[BuckeyeFan]

I can handle the heat gals. However, I did need that aftermeal nap while you were doing the dishes. fft:

Now bring it on, the cavalry will get hear eventually.

 

[speber]

I'm holding up the flag Bucky!!!

:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:

 

[Birdbomb]

Put the toys away, boys, you've got CHORES!

And just so you know why, watching men do housework is pOrN for women! op:

Men who do housework may get more sex

 

[Rae1889]

:adore: amen birdy! amen!

 

[speber]

Soooo............

...watching men do housework is pOrN for women!...

We always KNEW you needed us to show you how it's done...now we know you LIKE being schooled.
fft:

 

[Birdbomb]

*pssssssst* (hey girls, this is where we smile sweetly and nod, it makes them feel more in control and manly)

 

[Rae1889]

All the while hiding the remote for the tv, behind the TV.

 

[BuckeyeFan]

unch: YOU CAN JOKE ALL YOU WANT unch: BUT DON'T MESS WITH MY REMOTE GIRLIE. unch:

:beer::fight::beer::touche::beer::bondage::beer:

 

[Rae1889]

guess i got to get more creative. I'll try saran wrapping the toilet seat... or this....

 

[stilldancing_98]

:banana:Men who do Housework may get more sex. Will get more sex. Atleast at my house.lol Thank-you Birdy. And I don't watch porn on tv because I don't get to touch it. Look at these babes cleaning. Baby, baby, Ill get down on my knees for you.

 

[Rae1889]

:banana:Men who do Housework may get more sex. Will get more sex. Atleast at my house.lol Thank-you Birdy. And I don't watch porn on tv because I don't get to touch it. Look at these babes cleaning. Baby, baby, Ill get down on my knees for you.

:agree: :agree: agree:

Now, chad washing dishes without me asking is totally a hot thing.

 

[stilldancing_98]

:banana::clap::rock:We girls just have to get together and party.

 

[Rae1889]

You name the tiem and place, and i'll be there with the beer and brats. and dead batteries for the TV remotes. We can sit on the couch and watch the men "treasure hunt" for working batteries

 

[Birdbomb]

Ahhh Rae! You learn quickly! You will make an excellent wife one day!